Madonna and a bit of bandage

Madonna poses for yet ANOTHER raunchy album picture in a bandage

News Yesterday on Channel 4, Hello, Ok everywhere really was Madonna at 1 wrapped in a bandage and the girl ain’t going over her 1/2 century gracefully, she is going fighting and showing all what she has.   Madonna strapped, wrapped and laced herself into a very improbable outfit to promote her 11th studio album, Hard Candy.

The all-white ensemble, with bandages at chest and wrist, was probably meant to appear sexy or tough.

Madonna is strapped, wrapped and laced for the photo shoot in fishnet tights

Her boots had such high heels that even she would have struggled to perform a jig – and if she had, those knickers definitely wouldn’t have stayed put.

Do you reckon she waxes – Brazilian or what ????

Even at the grand old age of 50 Madonna’s body remains in remarkable shape for 50, thanks to her punishing workouts and diet.  However, if we are honest on some photos she looks totally haggard, far too skinny and knackered frankly.

Madonna’s lingerie and crucifix look harks back to the Like A Virgin golden age of the material girl

The 50-year old is seen here in a photo shoot for W magazine with her rumored new toyboy boyfriend Jesus Luz.   And her hard work is paying off, as it was recently reported that the lavish Sticky and Sweet show, based around the Hard Candy album, was the highest-earning tour of 2008, taking £193million worldwide. Since splitting from Guy last summer, Madonna has spent most of the time living in New York.

Is that a nipple we spy!

The Beckhams do knickers!

Beckhams in bed for Armani

First it was david with a lovely toned physique and enhanced posing pouch! and then Victoria just last week and now they appear together toned, tanned and ready for action.   First they conquered England and then America and  now the Beckhams have made it big in Italy thanks to the unveiling of a giant billboard in central Milan today for Armani.  Read more at “Victoria strips for Armani” and “Victoria is modelling for Armani”.

David and Victoria have peeled off for yet another Armani advertisement, which for the first time features the couple together in a intimate bedroom scene.

The latest image in which the football star is seen lying across a bed in just his littel itsy bitsy white briefs while Posh sits beside him in her black polka dot lacy lingerie, it is all  part of a lucrative deal which is worth an estimated £32 million in total.  Oh yes please!

The image is part of a series of shots, largely featuring just Victoria, taken by celebrated fashion photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott.     Similar advertisements are expected to be rolled out across New York, LA, London, Rome, Paris and Tokyo.

David, first signed a £20 million deal to become the new global ambassador of the fashion house in 2007.  And now Vicky has followed suit with her own £12 million three-year deal late last year, with Italian designer Giorgio Armani praising her as an ‘intriguing woman’.

In the past, Mrs Beckham has said ‘looks really awful naked’, complaining of ‘saggy skin’ on her stomach following three pregnancies.   But she appears to have shed her inhibitions with the help of some gentle lighting, black and white photography and, of course, just a hint of airbrushing.

I am sure the reign of the Beckhams will continue!