Burlesque but not as we know it

Britain’s Got Talent hit our television last night with a few eye openers to say the least.  Apparently it beat Doctor Who in the ratings…No Surprise…

With a rich mixture of the weird, wacky and downright bizarre one stood out more than most.  In Oxford Fabia Cerra hit the stage and well amazed, shocked, stunned and then eventually wowed the judges on last night’s show – and made it through to the next round.


The 35-year-old, from Greater Leys, performed a burlesque strip tease in front of millions of TV viewers.  with a couple of mishaps along the way. after stripping off her jacket the boobs with out and we the viewers saw the British flag, she lost a tassel as it flew off with the twirling force.



Fabia and those mighty knickers and massive boobs

Judge Simon Cowell said: “I absolutely adore you.”  Piers said “You are my kind of women, if I have my way you would be in the final right now”.

Miss Cerra said it felt great to have won a standing ovation and added she couldn’t wait to perform on stage again.

She said: “I’ve never felt so frightened in my life.”

We will have to wait to see what she delivers next time.

Just some gossip – Kelly Brook

“The body to die for” Kelly Brook has been unveiled as the new Britain’s Got Talent judge

And we still have Amanda Holden as she steps out in a hot outfit

So how will the combination work Amanda and Kelly – two good looking women with an opinion and will be fighting for the limelight.  It will make for interesting viewing.

Simon Cowell spotted Cheryl Cole and turner her from a WAG  into the nation’s sweetheart.  Now sometime model and actress Kelly Brook must be wondering what Simon Cowell will do for her after the buxom beauty became the newest judge on Britain’s Got Talent.

The 29-year-old signed late last night after hammering out an eleventh hour agreement that saw her filming the first scenes just hours later.

Who will score most points? Who will the viewers switch on to see?

ITV producers flew the brunette to Manchester this morning to start work on the set, her agent confirmed.

Fresh from Barbados: Simon Cowell is back in England after a month in the Caribbean.   Kelly will appear on the panel as a fourth judge alongside Cowell, Piers Morgan and 37-year-old Amanda Holden.

Amanda is obviously planning on give Kelly a run for her money – arriving today in an incredibly short dress and five-inch platforms with stiletto heels.

On Cowell’s show the X Factor his introduction of a younger judge – Dannii Minogue – led to backstage clashes with Sharon Osbourne which spilled over into the televised show. These eventually led to Sharon’s acrimonious departure.

So we will sit back and wait to see what happens……

Ruth Lorenzo – X Factor

X Factor’s Ruth Lorenzo says : ‘That Simon Cowell made me feel beautiful’ and how much do you think he fancied her?

Sexy slady Ruth Lorenzo, here in a shoot for last week for Closer magazine, she looks hot and very shapely and toned.  She said that Simon Cowell helped her with her low self esteem.  The onscreen flirting was apparent and week after week he said comments about her voluptuous figure very, very positively.

Ruth Lorenzo

Ruth Lorenzo says her self esteem has grown since appearing on the X Factor… and she puts it all down to Simon Cowell.   The ex-contestant has admitted that her on-screen flirts with the show’s officiando helped her feel good about her looks. She also told Closer magazine: ‘I was so flattered that he thought I was beautiful.  Let’s face it he fancied the very knickers off her!

So what could Ruth wear under such a dress?

Plie Control Tube


Pulled in and toned Plie Control Tube

‘I’ve always thought I was fat and been very self-conscious about my appearance. I’m from Spain where everyone is beautiful, so I never thought I was attractive.  ‘For Simon to say those things, it’s given me a real boost. I feel a lot better about myself now.’  Ruth, 26, even dropped a dress size during the competition, going from a size 14 to a size 12.  And you can tell.

She laughs: ‘I call it the X Factor diet, all I did was rehearse, rehearse, rehearse. My clothes are baggy on me now, it’s great!’  She says the best thing about the X Factor, other than progressing her singing career, has been meeting fellow contestant Alexandra Burke, 20.   Now Alexandra has won and the show has finished for this year, the girls are planning to move in together and get a dog and a cat – and as asked last night will they call them Holly and Dermot or maybe Cheryl and Simon!

‘She’s like my little sister now, I know that she’s a best friend for life,’ she says.  She said before last night that “I’m rooting for her to win. She has to win. She’s the best singer I’ve ever heard, much better than Mariah Carey.’  And gues what she diod – singing with Beyonce!

Ruth Lorenzo

On stage: Ruth’s performances on X Factor earned her a place in the judges’ hearts


Read the full story in Closer magazine – if you have not already bought it best book an appointment at the hairdressers and read their copy

She also counts her mentor Dannii Minogue as a firm friend. ‘Dannii was the most amazing mentor. She looked after me so well,’ she says.  Ruth also says that Dannii’s new man Kris Smith, is fantastic. ‘He’s such a wonderful man and they’re so in love – I could just tell by the way they’d look at each other, there was so much love in their eyes,’ she says.   ‘After I voted out we were all in Dannii’s dressing room crying. ‘He’s so gentle.’

Last night, the Spaniard stepped out in a high street copy of the latest fashion must-have – a Herve Leger bandage dress.   She wore a £54 blue one-shouldered dress from Lipsy – much more affordable than the Herve Leger dresses, which range in price from £773 to £2,234.  Cheryl Cole and other top celebrities love them.

Ruth Lorenzo

Ruth enjoyed at night out at a celebrity party in London last night

  • Calendar

    • May 2019
      M T W T F S S
      « Oct    
  • Search