Ulrika and Michelle hot and soapy!

Michelle joins Ulrika in a  bubble bath – will this mean they won’t be voted out!

Lucy has already been evicted from the Big Brother house and apparently TV chiefs  have been wondering if viewers were going to see any flesh this year!  It’s called viewing figures with them going down and down they need the celebs to be doing to get people to turn on their televisions.   Aside from a quick flash from Ulrika as she undressed and a black bra that did nothing for her whatsoever, the housemates have been unusually prim and proper.

Until last night, that is, when the Ulrika and Michelle got  into the bath together to send temperatures soaring.  Oh where is the camera – let’s hope they get my best side!!!! Backside.

What can Ulrika be saying “Does my bum look big in this?”


Bath time fun: Ulrika  never misses an opportunity to flash some flesh and along he way recruits Michelle  for extra exposure and more of a story line – will it be the Big Brothers first lesbian kiss.  Give them alcohol and you never know……..

Mother-of-four Ulrika slipped about in the giant marble bath, seeming almost to make sure  that enough of her body was exposed above the surface.  Oh really!!!! No surprise there then!!

So the gauntlet was down who would get the most ogles, votes or turn ons – being the television nothing naughty !!!!! The news is that Michelle won this round as she flaunted her ample cleavage in a skimpier string two-piece.

The pair were cleaning themselves after working up a sweat in bodysuits in Big Brother’s most shocking task yet.



They look bored shitless –  Despite looking bored the pair insist on maximising their bikini time


Ulrika, Tina and Mutya

Ulrika, Tina and Mutya all look fetching in their new outfits and what has Mutya got growing between her legs – don’t think it is a Brazilian!

Celebrity Big Brother the news so far!

Ulrika and Lucy are up for eviction so how can they stay in the Big Brother house? Oh I know start stripping off and maybe start flirting more!!!!!

Ulrika Jonsson claims she would be ‘delighted’ to leave the Big Brother house tomorrow as she is missing her children and I am sure that her children are missing her too.  But after learning she is indeed one of the two housemates up for eviction the former GMTV weather girl has stepped up her game.   Late last night she treated viewers to a sight of her t semi naked as she unselfconsciously  stripped off in front of the cameras.  She showed a bit of her under-carriage and even a bit of bra action.

The former weather girl is up for eviction on tomorrow's show

Ulrika showed off her toned behind as she chatted with the other housemates

Pulling her top over her head Ulrika wandered around in her bra, before climbing onto her bed dressed only in a pair of black pants and a t-shirt.  But rather than snuggling under the sheets she rolled around, chatting to her fellow housemates as she stretched out her toned legs.  Since learning she is up for eviction Ulrika has taken up the camera time.


Ulrika strips off: The former weather girl whipped off her top whilst talking to Tina in the bedroom.

But anyone who thought she might be upset to leave might be surprised to learn that she would be ‘devastated’.  She made the revelation to housemates Michelle Heaton and Ben Adams as they huddled together on her bed.  She then patronised Ben by saying it would probably be good for him if he stayed – perhaps to get some more public exposure.

Having been paid the most – some £175,000 but the question from me is Why?  what makes her cost so much?  I do not know explain!!!!!! – to appear on Celebrity Big Brother, Ulrika has clearly been briefed to give audiences their money’s worth.  The former weather girl broke down in tears on the show earlier this week saying she desperately missed her four children.

But as she changed from one venue to another in the house – from the communal living room where she told a fellow housemate of her distress, to the bathroom and eventually to the bedroom where she lay sobbing, the display of emotion almost seemed contrived.


Breaking down: But Ulrika’s displays seem a little like – where is the camera of boo hooooooo!!!!!!

As the tears began to pour, contestant Tommy Sheridan asked her: ‘Is it an emotional pain you’re feeling?’, to which she replied: ‘I’m just missing the kids’.   Miss Jonsson appeared to play it up to the cameras by first bursting into tears slumped on the sofa in the communal room, occasionally flicking a glance at the cameras.  Oh get real they are all playing games they are all in there for more exposure to become an E lister rather than X Y Z lister.  So the games and the playing to the camera is a nailed on certaianinty.


Missing her family: Ulrika is comforted by actress Tina Malone from Shameless

The lingering shot of her moved on as she returned to the bathroom. She soon emerged – perhaps after realising were are no cameras covering her tearfulness in the bathroom area.  It was then to the bedroom where she lay on her bed, sobbing with her hands over her eyes while other contestants came in and out asking how she was.


At one point Ben Adams, formerly of the boyband A1, came up to her and asked: ‘If there’s anything you want to talk about, I’m not the best person, but there you go.’ But Ulrika just carried on sobbing.


Miss Jonsson is up for eviction this week for having too big an ego, as Terry Christian voted her – I wonder what she thinks of him now?  Music journalist Terry Christian was given the job of nominating contestants for eviction after he was named the first celebrity ‘head of the house’.

The ex-Word presenter put Ulrika up for the chop saying: ‘It just seems to be that vibe about it to me. Too good for this. She’s a nice enough girl. Everything seems to get on her nerves about me and the situation. I may be wrong and I’ll suffer the consequences.’

Busy: Terry is stripped by the two women he has put up for nomination – Lucy and Ulrika – for a massage

Terry is stripped by Lucy and Ulrika for a massage this evening and La Toya has to entertain him as the court Jester

Ulrika and Lucy gave the massage as La Toya Jackson had was tasked with entertaining him as court Jester

The Mail has learned that market research by Channel 4 prior to the show beginning found Miss Jonsson to be the least popular of the housemates among female viewers.  A high percentage of women said they would not trust Miss Jonsson with their male partners.  She also apparently lost credibility for her affair with Sven Goran Eriksson, for her role in the John Leslie sex scandal and for having mothered four children by four different men.


Hands off your are a mother of four – dirty Gertie

As for Lucy she is not shy of getting her kit off well she should be as she is a Page three model.


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