Amanda has apparently said the following “Why Simon Cowell drinks green slime. Why Kelly Brook had to go. And what she really thinks of the co-star who exposed her affair.”
Tease: Amanda Holden revels in a spot of banter
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Amanda Holden love her or hate her she is back on our television sets on Saturday night besides Mr. Cowell and Mr. Morgan with two big mouthed and self opinionated judges Amanda fits right in! Piers Morgan espeically that frankly gets on my T*** – a man so inflated with self-importance he could practically float – has met his match in her!
Amanda added by saying “Piers can be such a pompous pain in the a**e,’ she laments. ‘When it comes to giving his opinion on an act, he never stops talking. We just want a “yes” or “no”, and he’ll drone on, using up all the adjectives I’d thought of.”
I don’t know how he was ever a newspaper editor. He needs editing himself. He’ll start talking about the “youth of today” when no one gives a damn and it’s all going to get cut anyway. Simon will say, “You’re so dull and boring”, and then they’ll have a big row about who has the best car, who has the best ratings on what show, who has the best gig.
‘Even when they both appeared wearing suits for the show’s promotional shoot, they were needling each other. Simon said, “This is how you wear a suit, Piers.” Piers always wears a suit, even when we go out socially.
I’d like to see him lighten up and try a really good tailored jacket with a T-shirt. He’s only 43, but he seems so much older, as if he’s carrying the weight of the world on his many chins.’ (Oops! I think she means ‘shoulders’.)
Piers, she reflects, has had an indecent amount of good luck. Small wonder he’s smug: he’s reached mid-life without the crisis. ‘He’s got money, fantastic cars, a beautiful girlfriend – and I can’t believe he’s made it in the US. [He also sits on the judging panel of America’s Got Talent.]
I want that for myself. I do hate his jamminess – and yes, I bloody well would like to go over there!’ she shrieks in mock indignation. ‘I’ve dropped loads of hints to Simon. Piers has the best of both worlds: going off for a few weeks to the US, then flying back to London. I could do that. So how can I oust him? Kill him is the only way. I’ll hire a hit man, as I said I would ten years ago when he upset my whole life.’
But she and Piers do have a history. A decade ago, when her first marriage to comedian Les Dennis was in its death throes, Amanda had an affair with actor Neil Morrissey. Piers, who was then editor of the Daily Mirror – a post from which he was sacked in 2004 – set his paparazzi on the illicit lovers and splashed their hitherto secret liaison all over his paper.
The expose caused hurt to Dennis and besmirched actress Amanda’s golden girl image. Much water has passed under the bridge since then: both are now happily ensconced with new partners and children. Amanda married music producer Chris Hughes last December with their three-year old daughter, Lexi, acting as a flower girl. And her ex-husband is engaged with an 11- month-old daughter.
Amanda on the cover of last week’s Daily Mail Weekend magazine
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